“ Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works. Steve Jobs
“ I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone. Danny DeVito
“ You're back, Sam said, as if he couldn't quite believe it.She lifted her chin, stuffing her hands in her pockets. Obviously.He tilted his head slightly to the side. How was the desert?There wasn't a s… Sarah J. Maas
“ You dance?I think that might be overly optimistic, he said. I do something. I’ll try not to hurt you. Robyn Carr
“ The uniform enhanced his athletic body, and my thoughts drifted to how magnificent he would look with his uniform puddled around his feet. Maria V. Snyder
“ The first problem of any kind of even limited success is the unshakable conviction that you are getting away with something, and that at any moment now they will discover you. It's Imposter Syndrome,… Neil Gaiman
“ Okay, so, flying, I started, taking a deep breath and focusing on the thing I loved most in the world. Flying is … great. It feels great when you’re doing it. It’s fun. Pure freedom. There’s nothing b… James Patterson
“ Mrs. Russell made us both sit down with a glass of milk. And I have a special treat for you, she said. I'm not lying. She really said that. I held my breath because of the last special treat at the Da… Gary D. Schmidt
“ I couldn't think of anything helpful to say, so I resorted to humor, my shield of last resort. 'Just please tell me they don't have a dog and a picket fence.'He smiled. 'No fence, but a dog, two dogs.… Laurell K. Hamilton
“ Come on, I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear. Charlaine Harris
“ When I was a kid, the idea of gettin' paid to paint your face... listen, I grew up in Ossining, New York, a nice little town by the Hudson, and nothin' ever interested me except being your usual high… Peter Falk
“ I used to love being the class clown. I loved to make jokes and make people laugh. There was a set of students who would find it funny. But the cool students were like, 'Eeew!' Issa Rae
“ All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough… Will Ferrell
“ The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault. M.F. Moonzajer
