It's a funny old world.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
My life needs editing.
I like children - fried.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had...
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of t...
Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works.
When she absently worried her bottom lip with one of her adorable little fangs, he sighed.The Enemy of Old fucking .Dear gods, it’d finally happened to him.Happiness.Then his own fangs sharpened.I wil...
Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh.
If there's a sexier sound on this planet than the person you're in love with cooing over the crepes you made for him, I don't know what it is.
I couldn't think of anything helpful to say, so I resorted to humor, my shield of last resort. 'Just please tell me they don't have a dog and a picket fence.'He smiled. 'No fence, but a dog, two dogs....
I can't go to Amsterdam. One of my doctors thinks it's a bad idea.He was quiet for a second. God, he said. I should've just paid for it myself. Should've just taken you straight from the Funky Bones t...
I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me.
He’d never been shy, but he’d always been a little uncertain around girls. He just couldn’t believe they liked him.
Come on, I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear.