Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:1. To kiss2. To sip coffeeToo bad both are a luxury.
Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself short?""Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
I may not always be right, but when I am, I admit it
Awesome ends with me but Ugly starts with u...
At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a healthy society permits more satirical comment than a repressive, so that if comedy is...
You think that killing people will make them like you more, but it doesn't,it just makes them dead.
Her lips full and inviting, she has an infectious laugh and glassy cackle in her eyes, and a 2000 volt sexual charisma that beckons me like a fluff girl on scuffed knees.
One generation passes away, and another generation cometh forth: but the earth abides for ever.
All things are full of labour; man cannot utter it; the eye is not satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled with hearing.
Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?
A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had...
The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London.
I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one.
At school I was very shy. I wasn't funny really.
Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.
It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills.
I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep.
The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on the house.'
A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.