“ MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?ME: MATH. KanyaACoffman
“ Crazy moment!! When you suddenly laughed because you remember something funny and then realised that strangers were lookin at you weirdly (why the hell he's laughin) and immediately you changed your e… Khaled Besrour
“ Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking? Regina Griffin
“ This is no time for drinking a mug of water - which you would do nowhere else in the world. A mug of water! You just don't drink water from mugs, do ya? Except on the telly. Water out of a mug! Should… Russell Brand
“ Tatiana is a ridiculously curvy thing of dreams, with smooth succulent thighs, long strawberry blond cascading beneath a teal bandana, and a nympho sparkle in her eyes that says pick me, lick me, span… Brett Tate
“ Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves. Cassandra Clare
“ According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. Ashleigh Brilliant
“ One generation passes away, and another generation cometh forth: but the earth abides for ever. Compton Gage
“ If I have found favor in thy sight, and if it be possible, and if I be meet therefore, shew me then whether there be more to come than is past, or more past than is to come. Compton Gage
“ Number me the things that are not yet come- gather me together the dross that are scattered abroad- make me the flowers green again that are withered- Open me the places that are closed, and bring me… Compton Gage
“ Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world? Jennifer White - Strong Heart Awakening
