“ I think it's 'only polite' that my wife should let me know when she's entertaining a male visitor, furthermore one that has shared her bed. Charlaine Harris
“ Niall had been able to mask the odor of fairy from Eric in the restaurant, but I saw from the flare of Eric's nostrils that the intoxicating scent clung to me. Eric's eyes closed in ecstasy, and he ac… Charlaine Harris
“ Bubba made a sound of disapproval You're not supposed to be kissing on anybody else, Miss Sookie he said Bill said it was okay, but I don't like it. Charlaine Harris
“ I knew, as sure as I knew my name, that tomorrow he would send me another coat, in a big fancy box, with a big bow on it. It would be the right size, it would be a top brand, and it would be warm.....… Charlaine Harris
“ Okay, I said. I'd hoped to avoid this, but... Bill, I rescind your invitation into my house. Bill began walking backward to the door, a helpless look on his face, and my brush still in his hand. Eric… Charlaine Harris
“ Alcide: It's on my right butt cheek. It's shaped like a rabbit.Sookie: I love bunnies! Charlaine Harris
“ Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me. -Eric Charlaine Harris
“ They found the corpse in the closet of Alcide's apartment, and they hatched a plan to hide his remains. Eric sounded like that had been kind of cute of us.My Sookie hid a corpse?I don't think you can… Charlaine Harris
“ In fact, Eric said, as he went to the front door, I'd throw it away entirely. Maybe burn it.He left, closing the door behind him very quietly.I knew, as sure as I knew my name, that tomorrow he would… Charlaine Harris
“ Though I was having a blissful moment of being happy and content, I had one of those stray ideas you get at odd moments. I thought,How nice it would be if Eric were here with me in the car. He'd look… Charlaine Harris
“ When I thought of the ferocity and strength of the fairy race, and the fact that it took all I had to open the damn blister pack and extricate the water pistols, my chosen method of defense seemed lud… Charlaine Harris
“ For a moment they all looked at Dermot incredulously, as if he'd just announced he was going to birth a kangaroo. Charlaine Harris
“ Well in two months, it'd be sunbathing time. That made me smile. I enjoyed lying in the sun in a little bikini, timing myself carefully so I didn't burn. I loved the smell of coconut oil. And I don't… Charlaine Harris
“ It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body. Charlaine Harris
“ I have lived one step away from losing my mind for years. I am quick and accurate in spotting unstable streaks in others. Charlaine Harris
“ Once again, I had that feeling of drowning when I hadn’t even known I was in the pool Charlaine Harris
“ He picked some unwise words. Saying, I’ll enjoy killing you for my lord, is just not the way to make my acquaintance. Charlaine Harris
