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Bubba made a sound of disapproval You're not supposed to be kissing on anybody else, Miss Sookie he said Bill said it was okay, but I don't like it.

I knew, as sure as I knew my name, that tomorrow he would send me another coat, in a big fancy box, with a big bow on it. It would be the right size, it would be a top brand, and it would be warm........

Niall had been able to mask the odor of fairy from Eric in the restaurant, but I saw from the flare of Eric's nostrils that the intoxicating scent clung to me. Eric's eyes closed in ecstasy, and he ac...

Some might think you suicidal.Well, 'some' can stick it up their ass.

I think it's 'only polite' that my wife should let me know when she's entertaining a male visitor, furthermore one that has shared her bed.

Okay, I said. I'd hoped to avoid this, but... Bill, I rescind your invitation into my house. Bill began walking backward to the door, a helpless look on his face, and my brush still in his hand. Eric...

Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me. -Eric

Though I was having a blissful moment of being happy and content, I had one of those stray ideas you get at odd moments. I thought,How nice it would be if Eric were here with me in the car. He'd look...

In fact, Eric said, as he went to the front door, I'd throw it away entirely. Maybe burn it.He left, closing the door behind him very quietly.I knew, as sure as I knew my name, that tomorrow he would...

Alcide: It's on my right butt cheek. It's shaped like a rabbit.Sookie: I love bunnies!

When I thought of the ferocity and strength of the fairy race, and the fact that it took all I had to open the damn blister pack and extricate the water pistols, my chosen method of defense seemed lud...

Well in two months, it'd be sunbathing time. That made me smile. I enjoyed lying in the sun in a little bikini, timing myself carefully so I didn't burn. I loved the smell of coconut oil. And I don't...

Once again, I had that feeling of drowning when I hadn’t even known I was in the pool

I realized that I was really tired of people popping on and off of my property like it was a train station on the supernatural railroad.

Ha, I said. Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, ’cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?One, said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell.

Eric had fang showing.Hello, Eric, Quinn said calmly. His deep voice rumbled along my spine. Sookie, you look good enough to eat. He smiled at me, and the tremors along my spine spread into another ar...

Fangtasia, where all your bloody dreams come true,' said a bored female voice.'Pam. Listen.''The phone is pressed to my ear. Speak.''Appius Livius Ocella just dropped in.''Fuck a zombie!

[Eric:] I'm hoping that the more you see me, the more I'll grow on you.[Sookie:] Like a fungus?

Eric was holding my hands, and I was digging my nails into him like we were doing something else. He won't mind, I though, as I realized I'd drawn blood. And sure enough, he didn't. Let go, he advised...

But I couldn’t leave Hunter alone in the house, and I would’ve felt terrible if I’d asked Eric to go out in the woods by himself, even though I knew he wouldn’t think anything about it. In fact, proba...