Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
No one cares how long you kept yourself virgin and how loyal you are, everyone is looking for a hole to play with.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
JASON: 'Intended wings.' How depressing.MICHAEL: Yes. Makes them into suicides, really, the pigeons.JASON: No - no, it doesn't. It could mean the wings were 'intended' to carry them upwards, out of th...
BLACK IS SO FUCKIN' BEAUTIFUL
Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out.
I think Lafayette wants to rap in French now. I have to go learn some French.Damn it, Lafayette.
I will call Guido if i need to
Want to dance? We have music this time. And I don't have to punch you when we finish.
This shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, muthafucka!
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
If I knew for a certainty that a man was coming to my house with the conscious design of doing me good, I should run for my life.
One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.
You never know what you will find in your pants!
Guess it's high time we add the 8th vow in marriage promising that we shall spend time with our husband or wife more than with social networking sites!
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'.
Why the law of our forefathers are brought to nought, and the written covenants come to none effect-
Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Super Bowl Sunday" "Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain-and all the children are insane.-" The Doors