Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Some girls want to be a princess when they grow up. I wanted to be in a bad bitch girl gang.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... you know, better.Define BETTER with that guy.Not all fangs and raaaaar.
His handsome face is suffused with rage. He stands before me shaking, then to my disgust, bursts into noisy tears; I shall tell my mother of you! he sobs and crashes out of the chamber
We have all been empowered by the web: everyone with a keyboard can now effectively broadcast to a national audience. In a sense, it puts each of us on the same footing as the major media conglomerate...
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
I think the Cold War works as a great analogy or simile for different kinds of conflict. It's funny, when you look back at it, it's one of the last times that the boundaries were clear. Now, as we see...
Put that in your mustache and smoke it.
I remember the will said, 'May God thy gold refine.' That must be from the Bible.Shakespeare, Turtle said. All quotations were either from the Bible or Shakespeare.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.
Apart from the economic value, money does have high moral value.
Life is easy. Just stay un-dead.
The Doctor: I've seen bigger.Clara: Really?The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive!
Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.
How my adventures become your sins?
They that be born in the strength of youth are of one fashion, and they that are born in the time of age, when the womb fail, are otherwise.