Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.
You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line?
Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.
One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.
Some girls want to be a princess when they grow up. I wanted to be in a bad bitch girl gang.
I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers?