“ The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and to have the two as close together as possible. George Burns
“ Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. George Burns
“ There isn't a thing I can't do now that I didn't do when I was twenty-one...which gives you an idea of how pathetic I was when I was twenty-one. (That's a lie, but I might as well tell you something r… George Burns
“ I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. George Burns
“ The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. George Burns
