Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter...with alliteration, no less!
Pearls' burst out the Snork Maiden excitedly. 'Could ankle rings be made out of pearls?''I should think they could,' said Moomintoll. 'Ankle-rings, and nose-rings and ear-rings and engagement rings...
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Why would a comediotic guy like Buzz Aldrin worry about who said what first? He was on the %$#@!+-oon!
One girl raved about a nice voicemail a guy had recently left her. I kindly requested she play it and heard this gem: 'Hey, Lydia. It's Sam. Just calling to say what's up. Gimme a ring when you get a...
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
I've had great success being a total idiot.
During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.
I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious.
I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it.
It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, an...
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
I hate you.'
His son Peter Bucky happily spent time driving Einstein around, and he later wrote down some of his recollections in extensive notebooks. They provide a delightful picture of the mildly eccentric but...
Words were his delight; Hers, a gay gracefulnessOf dancing and moving. But when to the place Of deep loving (Starlight at midnight)At last they came, Their full communion And consummation,Their comple...
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
Go thy way, weigh me the weight of the fire, or measure me the blast of the wind, or call me again the day that is past.
I love readings and my readers, but the din of voices of the audience gives me stage fright, and the din of voices inside whisper that I am a fraud, and that the jig is up. Surely someone will rise up...
I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers - six if one went to Harvard.
When Matthew merely stared at him, Jackson reached into the weapon box and pulled out a sheathed machete, handing it to the boy.Matthew laughed and dropped it.