Dane Cook Quote
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.
The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only p...
He shall rule, whom they look not for that dwell upon the earth, and the fowls shall take their flight away together:
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
He is one of the first comedians to use a personal webpage and MySpace to build a large fan base,
and in 2006 was described as "alarmingly popular". As an actor, Cook has appeared in films since 1997, including Mystery Men, Waiting..., Employee of the Month, Good Luck Chuck, Dan in Real Life, Mr. Brooks, and My Best Friend's Girl. He also provided the lead voice role in the 2013 computer-animated sports film Planes, and its 2014 sequel Planes: Fire & Rescue as Dusty Crophopper. He was the second comedian (after Andrew Dice Clay) to sell out Madison Square Garden's large arena space.