“ Show me someone who never gossips and I'll show you someone who isn't interested in people. Barbara Walters
“ She realizes she doesn't know as much as God but feels she knows as much as God knew when he was her age. Dorothy Parker
“ Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. George Carlin
“ I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like… Nora Ephron
“ I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“ At home I am a nice guy but I don't want the world to know. Humble people I've found don't go very far. Muhammad Ali
“ What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's. Olin Miller
