“ I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. W.C. Fields
“ Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her. W.C. Fields
“ If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. W.C. Fields
