I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.
I like children. If they're properly cooked.
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally.