George Carlin Quote

Blessings Are Immeasurable"You can lose A child Or a parent,The love of your life,A good job,A game,A deal,A bet,An idea,Your favorite thing,Money,Your best friend,A moment,An opportunity,A chance,You...

How like herrings and onions our vices are in the morning after we have committed them.

I may have faults but being wrong ain't one of them.

Show me someone who never gossips and I'll show you someone who isn't interested in people.

You may plainly perceive the traitor through his mask; he is well known every-where in his true colors; his rolling eyes and his honeyed tones impose only on those who do not know him. People are awar...

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

She realizes she doesn't know as much as God but feels she knows as much as God knew when he was her age.

Nature evaluates a character on the basis of its merits, not demerits.

[Tolstoy] does not necessarily get rid of [his angry] temperament by undergoing religious conversion, and indeed it is obvious that the illusion of having been reborn may allow one's native vices to f...

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.