Mercifully one forgets one's love affairs as one forgets one's dreams.
I've got nothing against girls in tight sweaters - darn it!
I don't believe in astrology - of course that's very typical of Leos.
We'd all like a reputation for generosity and we'd all like to buy it cheap.
Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.
I don't gamble. I invest with a risk.
Deep down I'm really shallow.
I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish I'll know how it turned out.
I never gossip but I can give you the names of certain people who do.
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing other patients.
Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again.
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have - and I think he's a dirty little beast.
The rich can be "eccentric " the poor have to be considered "nuts."
She's not moody. She's just known for her versatility of emotions.
Lead me not into temptation I can find the way myself.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.
He could sell the Pope on financing a Mormon tabernacle.
I have too much respect for the truth to drag it out on every trifling occasion.
Well-adjusted means you can make the same mistakes over and over again and keep smiling.