I don't believe in astrology - of course that's very typical of Leos.
We'd all like a reputation for generosity and we'd all like to buy it cheap.
Mercifully one forgets one's love affairs as one forgets one's dreams.
I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish I'll know how it turned out.
I've got nothing against girls in tight sweaters - darn it!
I never gossip but I can give you the names of certain people who do.
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing other patients.
Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again.
I don't gamble. I invest with a risk.
The rich can be "eccentric " the poor have to be considered "nuts."
Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have - and I think he's a dirty little beast.
Well-adjusted means you can make the same mistakes over and over again and keep smiling.
She's not moody. She's just known for her versatility of emotions.
I have too much respect for the truth to drag it out on every trifling occasion.
The worst thing about a bore is not that he won't stop talking but that he won't let you stop listening.
Deep down I'm really shallow.
Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
You can't act like a skunk without someone's getting wind of it.