“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“ I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“ Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“ I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“ If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
