“ People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett. Al Franken
“ I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital. Demetri Martin
“ 98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ There isn't a thing I can't do now that I didn't do when I was twenty-one...which gives you an idea of how pathetic I was when I was twenty-one. (That's a lie, but I might as well tell you something r… George Burns
