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[...] The alpha-wolf has hurt himself [...]. What happened to the alpha-wolf?LEGOs.Legos? It sounded Greek but I couldn't recall anything mythological with that name. Wasnt it an island?He was carrying a load of laundry into the basement and tripped on the old set of LEGOs his kids left on the stairs. Broke two ribs and an ankle. He'll be out of comission for two weeks. Curran shook his head.

Ilona Andrews

[...] The alpha-wolf has hurt himself [...]. What happened to the alpha-wolf?LEGOs.Legos? It sounded Greek but I couldn't recall anything mythological with that name. Wasnt it an island?He was carrying a load of laundry into the basement and tripped on the old set of LEGOs his kids left on the stairs. Broke two ribs and an ankle. He'll be out of comission for two weeks. Curran shook his head.

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About Ilona Andrews

Ilona Andrews is the pen name of Ilona Gordon and Andrew Gordon, an American husband-and-wife duo who write urban fantasy and romantic fiction together under a portmanteau of their first names.