“ As much as I disliked Eddie Kuntz, I could sort of identify with a man who got a stiffie over banana cream pie. Janet Evanovich
“ Your on your on with this one babe.Coward.Calling me names isn't going to get me in there.-Ranger and Stephanie Janet Evanovich
“ Ranger was grinning. Somebody beat the shit out of this guy before he got shot. That would be me.I said.Babe,Ranger said, the grin widening. Janet Evanovich
“ My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn.She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action.-… Janet Evanovich
“ One minute I was having a day like any other , and then Whack an this guy didn’t have no head Lula Finger Lickin 15 Janet Evanovich
“ Ten minutes passed before his (Ranger's) Mercedes appeared at the end of the street, gliding through the rain, sleek and sinister, water not daring to adhere to the paint finish. Janet Evanovich
“ Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum Janet Evanovich
“ Ranger was definitely wow. He stood half a head taller than me. He was perfectly toned muscle, and he had classic Latino good looks. He always smelled great. He dressed only in black. His eyes were da… Janet Evanovich
“ The rain started a few minutes later, a fine mist at first, growing more steady as the miles flew by. The Mercedes hummed along, following the ribbon of road. The night enveloped us, the darkness brok… Janet Evanovich
“ Lula had Eminem cranked up. He was rapping about trailer park girls and how they go round the outside, and I was wondering what the heck that meant. I'm a white girl from Trenton. I don't know these t… Janet Evanovich
“ You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently? ~ Morelli Janet Evanovich
“ What time is it? Lula asked. I might need a doughnut. Is it doughnut time?I'm thinking about eating healthier, I said. More vegetables and fewer doughnuts.What's that about?I don't know. It just came… Janet Evanovich
“ Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. How does he always get food stuck to him? I asked Morelli. I don't know, Morelli said. It's a Bob mystery. I think stuff falls out of his mouth and he rolls in… Janet Evanovich
“ You can relax. I am not here to collect on the dealI blinked. You are not? Then why did you drop your gun belt?I am tired. I wanted to sit and the belt is uncomfortable.Oh.He smiled. Disappointed?No.… Janet Evanovich
“ Remember, so swashing anyone into the trunk of your car!Sure, Lula said, I know that Janet Evanovich
“ If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead! Janet Evanovich
“ You sure you don't want to go? Grandma Mazur asked my mother.I didn't know Moogey Bues, my mother told her. I've got better things to do than to go to a viewing of a perfect stranger.I wouldn't go eit… Janet Evanovich
“ I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum Janet Evanovich
