Top Janet Evanovich Quotes

They were actually sitting at a table, like two old friends, not like the hunterand the hunted. And it wasn't especially awkward. They were comfortable together,despite the fact that she'd hit him wit...

Sure, he was attracted to her, but women always had to go beyond that.Women [had] nesting fantasies. It wasn't long before they wereredecorating your apartment and criticizing your choice of mustard.

As much as I disliked Eddie Kuntz, I could sort of identify with a man who got a stiffie over banana cream pie.

It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful.

My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn.She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action.-...

Her brown hair was pulled back in a ponytail, and her flawless skin had a slight sheen from her dash across the parking lot and up the stairs. Sexy, but he suspected the fantasy the sheen inspired was...

One minute I was having a day like any other , and then Whack an this guy didn’t have no head Lula Finger Lickin 15

I hate shopping for clothes, Kate said. I liked when I was in the military and all I needed was camouflage gear.Shopping can be fun. Especially when it's for a con. It's the first step in creating a c...

What time is it? Lula asked. I might need a doughnut. Is it doughnut time?I'm thinking about eating healthier, I said. More vegetables and fewer doughnuts.What's that about?I don't know. It just came...