“ They were actually sitting at a table, like two old friends, not like the hunterand the hunted. And it wasn't especially awkward. They were comfortable together,despite the fact that she'd hit him wit… Janet Evanovich
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“ Your on your on with this one babe.Coward.Calling me names isn't going to get me in there.-Ranger and Stephanie Janet Evanovich
“ Ranger was grinning. Somebody beat the shit out of this guy before he got shot. That would be me.I said.Babe,Ranger said, the grin widening. Janet Evanovich
“ My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn.She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action.-… Janet Evanovich
“ One minute I was having a day like any other , and then Whack an this guy didn’t have no head Lula Finger Lickin 15 Janet Evanovich
“ Sure, he was attracted to her, but women always had to go beyond that.Women [had] nesting fantasies. It wasn't long before they wereredecorating your apartment and criticizing your choice of mustard. Janet Evanovich
“ Ten minutes passed before his (Ranger's) Mercedes appeared at the end of the street, gliding through the rain, sleek and sinister, water not daring to adhere to the paint finish. Janet Evanovich
“ Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum Janet Evanovich
“ Ranger was definitely wow. He stood half a head taller than me. He was perfectly toned muscle, and he had classic Latino good looks. He always smelled great. He dressed only in black. His eyes were da… Janet Evanovich
“ Ranger is an unusual name, she managed. Is it a nickname?It's a street name, Ranger said. I was a Ranger in the army.I heard about them Rangers on TV, Grandma said. I heard they get dogs pregnant.My f… Janet Evanovich
“ Her brown hair was pulled back in a ponytail, and her flawless skin had a slight sheen from her dash across the parking lot and up the stairs. Sexy, but he suspected the fantasy the sheen inspired was… Janet Evanovich
“ She'll be back, Ranger said. But not tonight.[Stephanie] How'd you get her to leave?Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours ruining you for all other men, and so she might as well go home.I c… Janet Evanovich
“ The rain started a few minutes later, a fine mist at first, growing more steady as the miles flew by. The Mercedes hummed along, following the ribbon of road. The night enveloped us, the darkness brok… Janet Evanovich
“ Lula had Eminem cranked up. He was rapping about trailer park girls and how they go round the outside, and I was wondering what the heck that meant. I'm a white girl from Trenton. I don't know these t… Janet Evanovich
“ It was M-m-moe and Shorty, I said. Damn, I can’t stopshaking.Adrenaline burn-off, Ranger said. It’s normal.Why aren’t you sh-sh-shaking?I’m not normal. Janet Evanovich
“ I hate shopping for clothes, Kate said. I liked when I was in the military and all I needed was camouflage gear.Shopping can be fun. Especially when it's for a con. It's the first step in creating a c… Janet Evanovich
“ Kate knocked on his door and sucked in some air when he opened the door fresh from a shower. His hair was wet and he had a towel wrapped low on his hips.Jeez, Kate said, staring at the towel, her mind… Janet Evanovich
