“ Lula had Eminem cranked up. He was rapping about trailer park girls and how they go round the outside, and I was wondering what the heck that meant. I'm a white girl from Trenton. I don't know these things. I need a rapcheat sheet. Janet Evanovich
“ You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently? ~ Morelli Janet Evanovich
“ Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. How does he always get food stuck to him? I asked Morelli. I don't know, Morelli said. It's a Bob mystery. I think stuff falls out of his mouth and he rolls in… Janet Evanovich
