One minute I was having a day like any other , and then Whack an this guy didn’t have no head Lula Finger Lickin 15
It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful.
As much as I disliked Eddie Kuntz, I could sort of identify with a man who got a stiffie over banana cream pie.
Your on your on with this one babe.Coward.Calling me names isn't going to get me in there.-Ranger and Stephanie
Ranger was grinning. Somebody beat the shit out of this guy before he got shot. That would be me.I said.Babe,Ranger said, the grin widening.
My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn.She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action.-...
Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum
Ten minutes passed before his (Ranger's) Mercedes appeared at the end of the street, gliding through the rain, sleek and sinister, water not daring to adhere to the paint finish.
Ranger was definitely wow. He stood half a head taller than me. He was perfectly toned muscle, and he had classic Latino good looks. He always smelled great. He dressed only in black. His eyes were da...
The rain started a few minutes later, a fine mist at first, growing more steady as the miles flew by. The Mercedes hummed along, following the ribbon of road. The night enveloped us, the darkness brok...
Lula had Eminem cranked up. He was rapping about trailer park girls and how they go round the outside, and I was wondering what the heck that meant. I'm a white girl from Trenton. I don't know these t...