Janet Evanovich Quote

They were actually sitting at a table, like two old friends, not like the hunterand the hunted. And it wasn't especially awkward. They were comfortable together,despite the fact that she'd hit him wit...

It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful.

As much as I disliked Eddie Kuntz, I could sort of identify with a man who got a stiffie over banana cream pie.

Sure, he was attracted to her, but women always had to go beyond that.Women [had] nesting fantasies. It wasn't long before they wereredecorating your apartment and criticizing your choice of mustard.

One minute I was having a day like any other , and then Whack an this guy didn’t have no head Lula Finger Lickin 15

Her brown hair was pulled back in a ponytail, and her flawless skin had a slight sheen from her dash across the parking lot and up the stairs. Sexy, but he suspected the fantasy the sheen inspired was...

I hate shopping for clothes, Kate said. I liked when I was in the military and all I needed was camouflage gear.Shopping can be fun. Especially when it's for a con. It's the first step in creating a c...

What time is it? Lula asked. I might need a doughnut. Is it doughnut time?I'm thinking about eating healthier, I said. More vegetables and fewer doughnuts.What's that about?I don't know. It just came...