Lula had Eminem cranked up. He was rapping about trailer park girls and how they go round the outside, and I was wondering what the heck that meant. I'm a white girl from Trenton. I don't know these t...
Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. How does he always get food stuck to him? I asked Morelli. I don't know, Morelli said. It's a Bob mystery. I think stuff falls out of his mouth and he rolls in...
We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits.- Joe Morelli
You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently? ~ Morelli
Nice dress. Take it off.
Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.