[Stephanie] This won't be so bad, I said to her, making an effort at convincing myself. How about your blanket? We could wrap him up in the blanket. Then we could pick him up without actually touching...
You've been busy using your breaking and entering skills, I said.I just enter. I don't usually break.You broke down Pitch's door.Lost my temper.-Ranger and Stephanie
Yeah. Almost as surprising as when you nailed me with your father's car.In the interest of avoiding confrontation, I felt compelled to explain. I didn't feel obliged to do it convincingly. It was an a...
What time is it? Lula asked. I might need a doughnut. Is it doughnut time?I'm thinking about eating healthier, I said. More vegetables and fewer doughnuts.What's that about?I don't know. It just came...
I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum
If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!
Stephanie: I have a list of Kenny's friends. I'm going to run through it.Morelli: Where'd you get this list? Stephanie: Privileged information.Morelli: You broke into his apartment and stole his littl...
When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.
I went to the beauty salon today and got spruced up, Grandma said. Ever since Mildred Frick called me a slut my phone hasn't stopped ringing. I got two dates for the weekend. It might not be such a go...
It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight. - Stephanie Plum
Next time I fall in love it's going to be with someone who isn't an expert in fibbing.You're in love with me?You didn't know that?I did, but it's nice to hear.Scares the hell out of me.
It wouldn't kill you to flirt a little, so I don't remember this assignment as totally sucking. I'm babysitting a guy who thinks he's a leprechaun, and I'm rescuing a has-been horse. The least you cou...
In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand clear of him, but then I've never been a slave to good judgment.
Do you see that man in the black Porsche? I asked the women.They squinted out at Ranger. Yes, they said.Your partner.He's homeless. He's looking for a place to stay and he might be interested in renti...
Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.
Lucille must have fed him a Vallium smoothie this morning.
I was completely out of clean clothes. That meant I could be a slut and sleep naked , or I could be a slob and sleep in what I was wearing. Truth is, I'm not entirely comfortable sleeping naked. I do...
Honey, Half the women in NJ have sold him their cannolli -Conie to Stephanie about Joe Morelli (One for the money)
I don't believe this, Morelli yelled. I don't fucking believe this. What do you do, sit in bed at night and think about ways to fuck up my life?
I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?
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