Top Douglas Adams Quotes

All right, said Ford. How would you react if I said that I'm not from Guildford at all, but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse? Arthur shrugged in a so-so sort of way. I don't...

We inhabit a world in which we tend to put labels on each other and expect that we will then march through life wearing them like permanent sandwich boards.

After a moment or two a man in brown crimplene looked in at us, did not at all like the look of us and asked us if we were transit passengers. We said we were. He shook his head with infinite wearines...

We're not obsessed by anything, you see," insisted Ford."...""And that's the deciding factor. We can't win against obsession. They care, we don't. They win.""I care about lots of things," said Slartib...

If natural selection can create creationists it can manage a caterpillar with a face on its arse.

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition ofthe word Infinite.Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some.Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, ato...