Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.
The eidolons started pounding on the door. 'Who is it?' Leo called. 'Valdez!''Valdez who?
In a Pyongyang restaurant, don't ever ask for a doggie bag.
He couldn’t just come right out with it, could he? No, that would scare her off. He had to be subtle, build up to it. Explain himself. I love you. Of course, straight to the point was also an effectiv...
When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.
Everyone assumes writers spend their time lounging around, writing and occasionally striking a pose whilst having a think.
Never trust a person whose smile doesn't reach their eyes, chances are they do similar thing when they "cry" - Just be sure you have that OSCAR ready next time they do this
This shows you that even mistakes are sometimes valuable, so do not be hard on grown-up people if they are wrong sometimes.
I was playing Rasputin and what was motivating him was crumpet really, and I was extremely keen on crumpet so I was really rather good as Rasputin. And my next catastrophic failure was Macbeth, who I...
What can I say? I'm Irish, I love a good potato.
A word can change a mind. A sentence can change a life. A book can change the world.
Life summed up with a marketing slogan: Limited Edition!
I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going bust, they are just getting bustier.
Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.
YOU are the big drop of dew under the lotus leaf, I am the smaller one on its upper side,'said the dewdrop to the lake.
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
You ride as a man, fight as a man, and you think as a man-I think as a human being, she retorted hotly. Men don't think any differently from women- they just make more noise about being able to.
You might at least acknowledge that I put my self in harm's way on your behalf, Evie' the deeper voice of Viscount Dare came from her other side.Georgina stiffened. ' No you didn't. Go away now.''No,...
When I was your age, television was called books.
What He really hates is the shit that gets carried out in his name. Wars. Bigotry. Televangelism.- Rufus, Dogma