The teller of a mirthful tale has latitude allowed him. We are content with less than absolute truth.
Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.
Well, dearest, what would you tell a farmer who had an over-abundant harvest? To plant less, of course!...I am not complaining about the frequency of the planting, she said. I’d just rather not reap a...
Put me down, I’m too heavy.You’re small enough to fit in my pocket.
Just leave me alone, I want to be alone, she said when Jack tried to open the car door. She hit the lock, and wound the window up. Since the roof was down, it was a fairly pointless exercise.
Go Ahead, call me all the names you want, Sansa said airily. You won't dare when I'm married to Joffrey. You'll have to bow and call me Your Grace. She shrieked as Arya flung the orange across the tab...
When life throws shit at you, grow great, big, fuck off roses.
The main causes for divorceare marriages.
Maxim 16: Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
A sharp bolt of hunger hit Luther hard. His knees almost buckled, his poker face almost grimaced. For two weeks now his sense of smell had been much keener, no doubt a side effect of a strict diet. Ma...
Are you scared? I understand. The first time I saw my reflection in the mirror, even I was frightened by how BIG my reflection was.
The government are tightening up on ID for sales of tobacco and alcohol so I recommend that young people take more drugs.
If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock . . .
I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
Said Hamlet to Ophelia,I'll draw a sketch of thee.What kind of pencil shall I use?2B or not 2B?
What the hell am I doing...? Escape holding myself as a hostage...? I won't be able to make it like that...
As thou know not what is the way of the spirit, nor how the bones do grow in the womb of her that is with child: even so thou know not the works of what makes all.
O Lord that bear rule, even we all are full of impiety. And for our sakes peradventure it is that the floors of the righteous are not filled, because of the sins of them that dwell upon the earth.
The grain of evil seed had been sown in the heart of Adam from the beginning, and how much ungodliness had it brought up unto this time? and how much shall it yet bring forth until the time of threshi...
Verily it is a foolish thought that they both have devised, for the ground is given unto the wood, and the sea also had its place to bear its floods.