I think that people's sexual preferences are a legitimate subject for humour, dirty humour if at all possible.
A sharp bolt of hunger hit Luther hard. His knees almost buckled, his poker face almost grimaced. For two weeks now his sense of smell had been much keener, no doubt a side effect of a strict diet. Ma...
A dog has got human eyes.
Verily it is a foolish thought that they both have devised, for the ground is given unto the wood, and the sea also had its place to bear its floods.
Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drown in a book. Whatever works.
Put me down, I’m too heavy.You’re small enough to fit in my pocket.
Merry Christmas!
There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT!Garfield, the cat.
Telescopes and bathyscapes and sonar probes of Scottish lakes, Tacoma Narrows bridge collapse explained with abstract phase-space maps, some x-ray slides, a music score, Minard's Napoleonic war: the m...
Going down in history is a dead end pursuit
Humour is an affirmation of dignity a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym.
Said Hamlet to Ophelia,I'll draw a sketch of thee.What kind of pencil shall I use?2B or not 2B?
In the morning sow thy seed, and in the evening withhold not thine hand: for thou know not whether shall prosper, either this or that, or whether they both shall be alike good.
Truly the light is sweet, and a pleasant thing it is for the eyes to behold the sun: But if a man live many years, and rejoice in them all; yet let him remember the days of darkness; for they shall be...
If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist - I feel like countering with the word seriousist.
Your fate is writ clear;you will be murdered. I cannot conceive how it comes about that you were not murdered long since! How odd!Charles himself once said that to me, or something like it! There is n...
I have no flaws, I'm perfect at being imperfect.
The awful part of the writing game is that you can never be sure the stuff is any good.
Who or what inspires you?I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.
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