The lawyer was a short, ugly, little man. He stood about three feet taller than his desk’s two foot eight inch frame and he had dark eyes. Lois couldn’t tell if they were black or an extremely dark br...
You never know what you will find in your pants!
Love caught me with my pants down, watering skeleton flowers and humming the blues.
If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!
Lovers look in the pants, they look in the eyes.
Boys find love in pants and girls find in pockets.
If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.
An embellished top with slim pants is great, even for a wedding.
It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure.