There is nothing wrong with being a puppet if love is the one pulling the strings.
Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Unger Games" If your meals depend on you beating the Seahawks, you're gonna go "'Unger-y.
When I was young, I believed God was a woman because I couldn't come up with any other explanation as to why the universe was so tidy.
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience - well, that comes from poor judgment.
Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious.
As a reformed procrastinator, I'm now getting things done in the first 10 seconds of the last minute.
I can't seem to recall if I've ever had amnesia before.
If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they’d have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That’d lead ‘em right! That’s all I’m sayin’.
I doubt you would recognize an adventure of any sort if it came right up and bit you on the a---Mother!I was going to say arm.
Pardon me Mam,I'm new in town, could you please show me the way to your house?
What do you want?
Sam's phone buzzed. She fished it out of her pocket, checked the screen, and cursed. I have to go.You just got here.Valkyrie business. Possible code three-eight-one: heroic death in progress.You're ma...
Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Soylent Green" No matter how many times I see that movie, I still get a hankerin' for a Big Mac.
Love came, it saw, and it conquered me.
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:)
Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you.
If you fall in love with a character, then you are actually falling in love with the author that wrote the character. Therefore, you could conclude that if you are said author, you are in love with yo...
You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt
If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.
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