A man who boasts he's the head of the home must never forget the woman is the knife at his throat.
When I was young, I believed God was a woman because I couldn't come up with any other explanation as to why the universe was so tidy.
Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Marshawn Lynch" Not really shy. Still extremely embarrassed he believed you can't be charged for beating up on large groups of people-as long as you are carryin...
Wisdom of the Ages: "Unsuccessful pick-up lines" 'My parole ends today, let's celebrate!
Wisdom of the Ages: "Valentine's Day" Because she never forgets, especially if you do.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Ferguson Riots" They were ready to tear America to shreds over their grief-right until the TV cameras left to cover the football games.
Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Women" Any culture that has supported the education, rights and sanctity of women has dominated those cultures who have not. As Lycurgus the Spartan lawgiver once said, "Strong wo...
Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience - well, that comes from poor judgment.
The early bird gets the worm that should have slept in.
Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious.
If you fall in love with a character, then you are actually falling in love with the author that wrote the character. Therefore, you could conclude that if you are said author, you are in love with yo...
Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.
Observation:Thanks to technological advances, avid readers seem to be replacing DTBAD (Dead Tree Book Acquisition Disorder) with an alphabet soup of more more modern-day hoarding behaviors: EBAD (E-Bo...
My partner and I were going to renew our vowels, but the consonants revolted.
Is it a lucky break if you get run over by an ambulance?
Wisdom of the Ages: "Rainier" A beer and a mountain. You drink enough of one and the next day you feel like you fell off the other.All next week Wisdom of the Ages will be featuring the Seattle Seahaw...
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