Wisdom of the Ages: "Women" Any culture that has supported the education, rights and sanctity of women has dominated those cultures who have not. As Lycurgus the Spartan lawgiver once said, "Strong wo...
A man who boasts he's the head of the home must never forget the woman is the knife at his throat.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Unsuccessful pick-up lines" 'My parole ends today, let's celebrate!
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
There is nothing wrong with being a puppet if love is the one pulling the strings.
God doesn't send atheists to Hell -- there's no room with all the Christians down there.
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience - well, that comes from poor judgment.
Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Marshawn Lynch" Not really shy. Still extremely embarrassed he believed you can't be charged for beating up on large groups of people-as long as you are carryin...
If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they’d have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That’d lead ‘em right! That’s all I’m sayin’.
The early bird gets the worm that should have slept in.
I can't seem to recall if I've ever had amnesia before.
Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Ferguson Riots" They were ready to tear America to shreds over their grief-right until the TV cameras left to cover the football games.
Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all.
Is it a lucky break if you get run over by an ambulance?
When I was young, I believed God was a woman because I couldn't come up with any other explanation as to why the universe was so tidy.
Generally speaking, I try not to generalize.
Observation:Thanks to technological advances, avid readers seem to be replacing DTBAD (Dead Tree Book Acquisition Disorder) with an alphabet soup of more more modern-day hoarding behaviors: EBAD (E-Bo...
Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Unger Games" If your meals depend on you beating the Seahawks, you're gonna go "'Unger-y.
Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.