My partner and I were going to renew our vowels, but the consonants revolted.
Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you don't aim it at yourself.
I doubt you would recognize an adventure of any sort if it came right up and bit you on the a---Mother!I was going to say arm.
If you fall in love with a character, then you are actually falling in love with the author that wrote the character. Therefore, you could conclude that if you are said author, you are in love with yo...
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:)
Wisdom of the Ages: "Soylent Green" No matter how many times I see that movie, I still get a hankerin' for a Big Mac.
Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious.
What do you want?
Wisdom of the Ages: "Rainier" A beer and a mountain. You drink enough of one and the next day you feel like you fell off the other.All next week Wisdom of the Ages will be featuring the Seattle Seahaw...
Raising a child is a time of RAPID CHANGE! From the ages of 0 to 19, a PARENT can age over 30 years!
Suddenly, the double doors of the parlor whooshed open. A large fleshy woman stood before me in full regalia. Her eyes were all made up, earrings and bracelets jangling. The sign in the window said Mi...
Pardon me Mam,I'm new in town, could you please show me the way to your house?
Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.
You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt
Sam's phone buzzed. She fished it out of her pocket, checked the screen, and cursed. I have to go.You just got here.Valkyrie business. Possible code three-eight-one: heroic death in progress.You're ma...
Pop music is like an auditory cup of coffee. It has no nutritional value but it gets you going.
How beautiful would history have been if it could be written beforehand and then acted out like drama!