Wisdom of the Ages: "Soylent Green" No matter how many times I see that movie, I still get a hankerin' for a Big Mac.
Pardon me Mam,I'm new in town, could you please show me the way to your house?
I doubt you would recognize an adventure of any sort if it came right up and bit you on the a---Mother!I was going to say arm.
Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Unger Games" If your meals depend on you beating the Seahawks, you're gonna go "'Unger-y.
If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they’d have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That’d lead ‘em right! That’s all I’m sayin’.
I can't seem to recall if I've ever had amnesia before.
Generally speaking, I try not to generalize.
Suddenly, the double doors of the parlor whooshed open. A large fleshy woman stood before me in full regalia. Her eyes were all made up, earrings and bracelets jangling. The sign in the window said Mi...
Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you don't aim it at yourself.
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:)
Sam's phone buzzed. She fished it out of her pocket, checked the screen, and cursed. I have to go.You just got here.Valkyrie business. Possible code three-eight-one: heroic death in progress.You're ma...
You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt
How beautiful would history have been if it could be written beforehand and then acted out like drama!
Pop music is like an auditory cup of coffee. It has no nutritional value but it gets you going.
Raising a child is a time of RAPID CHANGE! From the ages of 0 to 19, a PARENT can age over 30 years!
Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.
What do you want?
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