Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Unger Games" If your meals depend on you beating the Seahawks, you're gonna go "'Unger-y.
I doubt you would recognize an adventure of any sort if it came right up and bit you on the a---Mother!I was going to say arm.
Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Soylent Green" No matter how many times I see that movie, I still get a hankerin' for a Big Mac.
Generally speaking, I try not to generalize.
Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you don't aim it at yourself.
Raising a child is a time of RAPID CHANGE! From the ages of 0 to 19, a PARENT can age over 30 years!
Pardon me Mam,I'm new in town, could you please show me the way to your house?
Suddenly, the double doors of the parlor whooshed open. A large fleshy woman stood before me in full regalia. Her eyes were all made up, earrings and bracelets jangling. The sign in the window said Mi...
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:)
Wisdom of the Ages: "Rainier" A beer and a mountain. You drink enough of one and the next day you feel like you fell off the other.All next week Wisdom of the Ages will be featuring the Seattle Seahaw...
Sam's phone buzzed. She fished it out of her pocket, checked the screen, and cursed. I have to go.You just got here.Valkyrie business. Possible code three-eight-one: heroic death in progress.You're ma...
You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt
Pop music is like an auditory cup of coffee. It has no nutritional value but it gets you going.
Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.
How beautiful would history have been if it could be written beforehand and then acted out like drama!
What do you want?
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