“ In league with being graced by greatness, prepare to be greeted, by all that is beneath you. Justin K. McFarlane Beau
“ Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed. P. J. O'Rourke
“ Greet each man with peace, and leave each man with love. Ask yourself - One more enemy, or one more dove? Suzy Kassem