It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it.
Which way did they go, Peeves? Filch was saying. Quick, tell me. Say 'please.' Don't mess with me, Peeves, now where did they go? Shan't say nothing if you don't say please, said Peeves in his annoyin...
They told me that nothing was a sin, just a poor life choice. Poor impulse control. That nothing is evil. Any concept of right versus wrong, according to them, is merely a cultural construct relative...
Says O'Sullivan to me, Mr. Fay, I'll have a word wid yeh? Certainly, says I; what can I do for you? Sell me your sea- boots, Mr. Fay, says O'Sullivan, polite as can be. But what will you be wantin' of...
Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered.
The funny thing about 'Take Shelter' is that a lot of people talk about how it was allegory for the economy and things that were to happen. And that was so on the nose in the movie for me. I was like,...
Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.
Balls to ten minutes.
All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent
Why are we learning about the past, when this is History?
Nobody knows what is life and still alive
I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie.
Aunt Elizabeth said, 'Do you expect to attend many balls, if I may ask?' and I said, 'Yes, when I am rich and famous.' and Aunt Elizabeth said, 'Yes, when the moon is made of green cheese.
Nicole can do anything that involves a ball and whistle.
Death does not wait for you to be ready.
What will he then do unto his name whereby we are called? ...of these things have I asked.
Hear me, and I will instruct thee; hearken to the thing that I say, and I shall tell thee more.