It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
By the power of the Tri-Force, I command you to "-------
So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I'd always thought of myself as a pessimist.
If somebody tells me what to do, I will do my best not to do it.
F*ck you guys, I'm goin' home
I never hear about dear Mike. I wrote Ellen Greene and asked about him and she replyed and never mentioned Mike but told me all about her roomatism. As if I cared about her roomatism.
The girl says "Oh uh-uh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a whore!" Which is true, Gentlemen, that is true. Just because they dress a certain way doesn'...
Today, death is your opponent.
Do not thou hasten above the most Highest: for thy haste is in vain to be above him, for thou hast much exceeded.
It's funny, but when I arrived in California to start college I was much more interested in becoming a surfer and cruise along in life from one beach to the next. I didn't plan out any huge career for...
The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. 'Bridesmaids' is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really w...
I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.
Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
Nothing is funnier than unhappiness.
I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin