Are you ever going to kiss me without swearing first?
I would say 80% of the scripts I get are dramas and not comedies or romantic comedies, which is funny because that's what I do every week.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Old white guys can be a funny bunch, can't they? The same anti-same-sex marriage, anti-affirmative action cadre can flower into the biggest supporters of 'equality' the minute they get a whiff of mino...
My mom and dad always tried to make Christmas special for us. We were poor, but it's funny because we had no idea.
I love mankind it's people I can't stand.
If it gets laughs, it's funny.
If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months
Hey," she whispered to Malachi. "When are Irin considered adults?"He was following what looked to be a quiet argument between Sari and Mala. "Full adults? Around sixty to seventy-five years. When we'r...
Why write about the past? Well, there's more of it.
It is not enough to be a man.
As for the tokens whereof thou ask me, I may tell thee of them in part: but as touching thy life, I am not sent to shew thee.
I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.
I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.
I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.
I don't mean to be funny.
But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.
I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. The...
Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.