There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor as long as you've got money.
I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.
You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.
