I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.
I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.
It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor as long as you've got money.
I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
