When in doubt, know your way out, I always say.I thought you always said, 'When in doubt, blame the dark elves.'Well, yeah, that too.
When in doubt, know your way out, I always say.I thought you always said, 'When in doubt, blame the dark elves.'Well, yeah, that too.I don't think those are very practical solutions to doubt, Oberon s...
I’ve never run this far before, he said at one point. Or this fast for so long. It’s better than sticking your head out a car window, that’s for sure.My theory is that Oberon might be a master of Tao....
That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.
I don’t remember the whole thing, because it was very long, but Atticus recited it for me once, and there was a line that went like this: Cry ham hock and let slip the hogs of war! I know you might no...
[I don't get it. You guys look down on chimps for flinging their own poo but you think it's fine to fling other kinds of poo around? I mean, you get opposable thumbs and this is what you do with them?...
I dispelled my invisibility for a few seconds in his full view, a finger resting provocatively on my lower lip, giving him a come-hither look under a streetlight. His jaw and the bottle of Żubrówka dr...
Huh... guess they didn't want a cracker after all. Another myth BUSTED
Are you going to kick somebody’s ass?I don’t know. Maybe.Well, I’m not going to worry. I’ve watched you spar with that martial arts dummy in the backyard lots of times, and you always win.Thanks, budd...
You mean nonhuman. Inhuman is an adjective, I said, as I rose from the lawn and padded softly around the left side of the house to the backyard.
Did Genghis Khan take his coffee black? Oberon asked me. After my bathtime story, he wanted to be the Genghis Khan of dogs. He wanted a harem full of French poodles, all of whom were named either Fifi...
All right. I do not think she will attack, though. She is a nice inhuman. You mean nonhuman. Inhuman is an adjective, I said, as I rose from the lawn and padded softly around the left side of the hous...
The mourning of a loved one never ends with a funeral. It comes back every so often, like a stage performer eager for a curtain call and expects you to be loud about it....I gave it all the lung capac...
Out, out, thou strumpet Fortune! I cried with all the venom of Charlton Heston. Oberon asked.It's a Shakespearean word for whore.
Who else can walk around in a suit like that and then disappear without a trace?That’s easy, Granuaile replied. Keyser Söze. She blew on the tips of her fingers. Poof. He’s gone.
What's a fracking Cylon?
The goddess of fire lit him up like a stump, just as she had promised, and I wondered why people who believed in the next life were so anxious to start living it instead of enjoying the one they had.
My bare foot sounded like a sad trout flapping against the marble floor.
I Keep a Wholesome Table. Manannan Mac Lir
Oberon’s been kidnapped along with one of the werewolves, and that’s why we’re all so upset. We’ll talk more tomorrow, and I promise to answer all your questions if I survive the night, I said. The wi...