“ Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. Flip Wilson
“ It's interesting that whenever I meet some of the other Bond girls, I always have something in common, and it is an interesting sorority. We all share about our Bonds. 'Did your Bond do that?' 'Yes mi… Jane Seymour
“ Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famously like that. Why is it that some guys can say the most horrible things and it's not offensive, it's funny? Christopher Walken
“ Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. Joan Rivers
“ ONLY' having the Gift, people appreciate this madness as Art. Everybody wants to have Art in their lives, but no body wants to have what the Art came out from in their lives... Hiroko Sakai
“ Life has a funny way of testing you to see if you really want, what you say you want. Turcois Ominek
“ In the morning, people have a plan for that day. Hardworking people think of what they will do during the day, and idle people on what they should do. Eraldo Banovac
“ Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere. Jeff Ross
“ If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens. Daryl Hall
“ I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high. Albert Brooks
“ 'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. Katey Sagal
“ I mean I've seen 3D films so far and I think it's a long way to go before they replace actors. It's a funny thing with 3D, I haven't quite got it yet. Yet. Daniel Radcliffe
