“ I don't get as much fan mail as an actor or singer would, but when I get a letter 99% of the time it's pointing out something that really had an impact. Like after 'My Own Private Rodeo' all these peo… Mike Judge
“ He's no idiot, in fact he's a genius... and that's as far from an idiot as you can get without reaching madness. Mike Judge
“ Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. Mike Judge
“ I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something. Mike Judge
“ They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. Mike Judge
“ One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal… Mike Judge
“ I don't return anybody's calls unless it's going to mean extra money for me. And I've completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And I've copped an attitude. Mike Judge
“ It's amazing what we can get away with and what we can't. But it's not for me to decide. Mike Judge
“ Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I don't think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast… Mike Judge
