“ I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense quantities of eggs, pre-made fried chicken. Milk. Bacon.… Ben Stein
“ Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It's not funny and it's not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastro… Ben Stein
“ It's really amazing that in the age of unbelief, as a smart man called it, there isn't even more fraud. After all, with no God, there's no one to ever call you to account, and no accounting at all if… Ben Stein
“ The sad fact is that spending rises every year, no matter what people want or say they want. Ben Stein
“ If there are finer beings than German short hairs, I don't know what they are. In their eyes is peace. Ben Stein
“ When I seemed to be irritable or sad, my father would quote the learned Dr. Knight, and then say, 'Just go to sleep.' Like all smart aleck kids, I thought the advice was silly. But as I've grown older… Ben Stein
“ My pals, such as they are, in Hollywood, ask me why I love to travel to D.C. so much, why it's a vacation destination for me. I say, 'Because I sometimes have perfect days there.' Ben Stein
“ I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threaten… Ben Stein
“ Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement, all success, all achievement in real life grows. Ben Stein
“ I thought that all of the sacrifices and blessings of the whole history of mankind have devolved upon me. Thank you, God. Ben Stein
“ The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: decide what you want. Ben Stein
“ Sleep more at night. If it's allowed at work or home, take a nap in the afternoon. You'll be amazed at how much better you'll feel. Ben Stein
“ I was a trial lawyer. At the same time, I was a teacher. I taught about the political and social content of film for American University. Then I left and became a teacher at the University of Californ… Ben Stein
“ Yes, Americans can still get credit for cars and trucks and refrigerators, and those businesses are doing well. But just try to get a home loan now. Ben Stein
“ I don't believe the most successful people are the ones who got the best grades, got into the best schools, or made the most money. Ben Stein
“ For me, I've always believed that there was a God. I've always believed that God created the heavens and earth - so, for me it's not a huge leap from there to intelligent design. Ben Stein
“ We are not supposed to be all equal. Let's just forget that. We are supposed to have equal rights under law. If we do that, we have done enough. Ben Stein
“ I don't really consider myself to be a personal finance expert compared with some others. There are quite a few that know a lot more than I do. Ben Stein
