It's funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House that's causing a lot of conflicts, and conc...
I mean, I - it's so funny, I am, you know, I am, you know, a working woman out in the world, but I still live with my parents half the time. I've been sort of taking this very long, stuttering period...
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
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Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famously like that. Why is it that some guys can say the most horrible things and it's not offensive, it's funny?
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Who said that? asked Sir Grummore.
St. Clair gets a crush on Anna. He's torn between her and Ellie, and he spends so much time running between them that he hardly has time left for Josh. And the more time that Josh spends alone, the mo...
When I write, it feels like there are two little creatures that sit on each of my shoulders. One whispers, "You can do this. You've got what it takes." The other sounds like my mother-in-law.
Growing age can kill the beauty, not the style.
I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.
They say the crazies come out at night. I say the crazies come out during election year: Elections have the power to turn once seemingly normal people into certified loonies.
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
We pass away out of the world as grasshoppers, and our life is astonishment and fear, and we are not worthy to obtain mercy.
A film that I love is 'Raising Arizona' and that's funny but it's quite indie and weird and odd and quirky. I'd love to do something like that. Who knows?
Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.
I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny.
It's funny that it all becomes about clothes. It's bizarre. You work your butt off and then you win an award and it's all about your dress. You can't get away from it.
It's funny, because I'm a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while.