If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.
Basically, I still have the privacy that all celebrities crave, except for those celebrities who feel that privacy reflects some kind of failure on their part.
I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.
I can't not put humor in a book.
I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
My humor is traced with dark - I've got dark patches all over the place.
When you use more than 3-5% of your brain, you don't want to be on Earth!"-Bob Diamond, Interdimensional Attorney, from the Albert Brooks' movie, Defending Your Life
I like movies about failing.
My mom was a professional. My dad and mom met each other in a movie called 'New Faces of 1937.' My mom went under the name Thelma Leeds, and she did a few movies, and she was really a great singer, an...
I guess I was the class clown - with a name like Albert Einstein, you don't hide in the back. I'd read the school bulletin to the class, and I'd add activities and make stuff up. It was good, a good 1...
My roots were in acting. That's all I wanted to be. Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a comedian.'
Movies are an expensive business.
I think anger and laughter are very close to each other, when you think about it.
Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a comedian.'
There've been a few mother-daughter movies that are somewhat realistic. But the mother-son movies are more comical than realistic: 'Throw Momma from the Train,' 'Stop! or My Mom Will Shoot.' You don't...
All improv turns into anger. All comedy improv basically turns into anger, because that's all people know how to do when they're improvising. If you notice shows that are improvising are generally peo...
Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.
Even in my comedies, I don't take anger as a joke. I think anger and laughter are very close to each other, when you think about it. One of the things I like about a character: I always think it's fas...
I cast unusual people in my movies.
If anything happens to me tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way they'll have to reevaluate me.