I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.
She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious.
Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.
Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.
I am a loser in my own plot, but I might be the hero in someone else's plot.
Love is relentless, and so am I ;)
If you're trapped in the dream of the Other, you're fucked.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.
Eat clean to stay fit, have a burger to stay sane.
Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with a car. Throw you off a bridge so high,Hope you break your neck and die.
I hope that the kind reader recognises this as a despairing attempt at humour.
You know how I think they choose people for Gryffindor team? said Malfoy loudly a few minutes later, as Snape awarded Hufflepuff another penalty for now reason at all. It's people they feel sorry for....
Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!
Ish #303 "It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.
I love the sad songs with their maudlin, self-deprecating, almost funny lyrics. As an Englishman, they make a lot of sense.
I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.
Would I laugh?Matter of fact, you would, says Zeb. Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking.
Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia.