That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.
I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.
Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent behavior. Human beings still have the same genes they had 10,000 years ago. Our bodies are designed to have a certain amount of p...
I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
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