“ That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. Joe Rogan
“ The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. Joe Rogan
“ When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it. Joe Rogan
“ I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. Joe Rogan
“ If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. Joe Rogan
“ I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. Joe Rogan
“ Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years. Joe Rogan
“ No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent behavior. Human beings still have the same genes they had 10,000 years ago. Our bodies are designed to have a certain amount of p… Joe Rogan
“ It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. Joe Rogan
“ To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me. Joe Rogan
“ If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe. Joe Rogan
“ I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion. Joe Rogan
“ The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. Joe Rogan
“ After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird. Joe Rogan
“ I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them -… Joe Rogan
“ As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretching… Joe Rogan
“ Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith - and that nothing has to… Joe Rogan
