“ I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. Kinky Friedman
“ If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. Will Rogers
“ One of the many downsides to being a drug addict is never really knowing if the stuff is real. Rebecca McNutt
“ When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work. Jennifer Crusie
“ Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers. Now girls drink like their fathers and boys dress like their mothers. Habeeb Akande
“ Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. George Orwell
“ Radical Edwards's profile? He's a seven-foot tall ex-basketball pro hindu guru drag-queen alien.-Jet Black, from the Cowboy Bebop anime script Keiko Nobumoto
“ I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Frank Sinatra
