“ You were with Margo Roth Spiegelman last night? At THREE A.M.? I nodded. Alone? I nodded. Oh my God, if you hooked up with her, you have to tell me every single thing that happened. You have to write… John Green
“ Tris, he says. What did they do to you? You're acting like a lunatic.That's not very nice of you to say, I say. They put me in a good mood, that's all. And now I really want to kiss you, so if you cou… Veronica Roth
“ I beseech thee, O Lord, let me have understanding: For it was not my mind to be curious of the high things, but of such as pass by us daily. Compton Gage
“ No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice. Kim Harrison
“ Humans as a whole are but an unwholesome hole with a sorry ass. In short, a**holes. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. Larry David
“ The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' Isaac Asimov
“ The dog growled again, long and ferocious. The hair on my neck tingled.And just when I knew he would attack, a horrible scream split the air, and Darlene passed out and fell over on her side. Carol Petrie
“ For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person. (on Margaret Thatcher) Frankie Boyle
