“ I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. Kinky Friedman
“ You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. Kinky Friedman
“ Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. Kinky Friedman
“ Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. Kinky Friedman
“ I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. Kinky Friedman
“ May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. Kinky Friedman
“ If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong. Kinky Friedman
“ Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest. Kinky Friedman
“ No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. Kinky Friedman
“ I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. Kinky Friedman
“ We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning. Kinky Friedman
“ Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly. Kinky Friedman
