“ When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there. Amit Kalantri
“ We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Winston Churchill
“ My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that? Fakeer Ishavardas
“ What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer. Carroll Bryant
“ He would have shaved the centaurs, dipped them in honey, covered them with feathers, and hung them up like a bunch of pinatas. I'm just saying." - Warren Brandon Mull
“ Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother. Katie McGarry
“ He laughs. Put some clothes on so you don't scare poor Kiara with your morning hard-on.I look down at my shorts. Sure enough, I've got la tengo dura in front of Kiara and Tuck. Shit. I reach out for t… Simone Elkeles
“ All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. Carroll Bryant
“ I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. Stephen King
“ The only real reason that some relationships and marriages have not yet been ended is because in each case one of the partners has not yet found their ideal partner or someone they love or at least li… Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ People are often wary of reading or watching anything in the horror genre because in their minds, it's just senseless gore, death and violence. Well, I can tell you from avid experience, that's not wh… Rebecca McNutt
