Where's Quinn?'He went around the other side. Connor replied. Stealth mode.A war whoop and a mocking laugh belied that comment.Hunter sighed. 'He's across the street, being a lunatic, you mean.'That's...
I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate...
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Comedians can turn laughter into tears and back again.
To shew thee such tokens I have leave; and if thou wilt pray again, and weep as now, and fast even days, thou shall hear yet greater things.
Err on the side of awesome.
Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.
I rant, therefore I am.
Amren, Rhys drawled, sends her regards. And as for this one … I tried not to flinch away from meeting his stare. She’s mine, he said quietly, but viciously enough that Devlon and his warriors nearby...
If typos are God's way of keeping a writer humble, plot holes certainly keeps one on their knees.
We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.
After seven days of fasten so it was, that the thoughts of my heart were very grievous unto me- and my soul recovered the spirit of understanding.
I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.
Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?
There is a certain delightful sort of hope which the introvert can receive only by having company over...the hope that they will leave soon.
Like as thou canst do none of these things that I have spoken of, even so canst thou not find out my judgment, or in the end the love that I have promised unto my people.
La cucaracha, La cucaracha, Ya no puede caminar, porque no tiene, porque le falta, I don't know the rest, la la la la!
When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.
What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.
Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother.
He would have shaved the centaurs, dipped them in honey, covered them with feathers, and hung them up like a bunch of pinatas. I'm just saying." - Warren