I don't beg for those things which can be earned.
I had no idea what time it was, but I felt boneless and it would take an act of God to get me out of this bed. Or chocolate.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick.
When a fat person goes in the water naked, would it still be called skinny-dipping?
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
People are often wary of reading or watching anything in the horror genre because in their minds, it's just senseless gore, death and violence. Well, I can tell you from avid experience, that's not wh...
I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss.
There was a small wooden gazebo built out over the water; Isabelle was sitting in it, staring out across the lake. She looked like a princess in a fairy tale, waiting at the top of her tower for someo...
Uh... , Ivy stammered, and I glanced up to see her eyes wide in consideration.I'm kidding, I said. It passed the lethal-amulet test, remember?Not that. You keep it in your underwear drawer?I hesitated...
Dear Literary World, Sorry for breaking down your door...I'll pay for that!!! Since I'm here and planning to stay a while, let me tell you some stories!!
Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my stepmother, Hera. BOOM!)
Fake is the new real,You gotta keep a lot a shit to yourself.
Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.
You're supposed to be a spirit of intellect. I don't understand why you're obsessed with sex.Bob's voice got defensive. It's an academic interest, Harry.Oh yeah? Well maybe I don't think it's fair to...
Shane, in case we don’t … don’t come out of this, I wanted to say…He glanced over at her, and she felt her whole body warm from it. She remembered that look. It made her feel naked inside and out, but...
The more you exaggerate, the more you will look funny!
If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole.
It was a monumental achievement that the serpentine tc'a had once upon a time gotten the knnn to understand the concept of trade: so nowadays knnn simply contacted a station, rushed onto its methane-d...