“ The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick. John Green
“ Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business. Ivan Stoikov
“ In the grave the chambers of souls are like the womb of a woman: For like as a woman that travails make haste to escape the necessity of the travail: even so do these places haste to deliver those thi… Compton Gage
“ There was a small wooden gazebo built out over the water; Isabelle was sitting in it, staring out across the lake. She looked like a princess in a fairy tale, waiting at the top of her tower for someo… Cassandra Clare
“ When in doubt, know your way out, I always say.I thought you always said, 'When in doubt, blame the dark elves.'Well, yeah, that too.I don't think those are very practical solutions to doubt, Oberon s… Kevin Hearne
“ Jean-Baptiste Say may have coined the term 'entrepreneur' but he totally missed the opportunity to put it on a t-shirt and sell it. Ryan Lilly
“ So, sneered Fudge, recovering himself, you intend to take on Dawlish, Shacklebolt, Dolores, and myself single-handed, do you, Dumbledore?Merlin’s beard, no, said Dumbledore, smiling. Not unless you ar… J.K. Rowling
“ Dear Literary World, Sorry for breaking down your door...I'll pay for that!!! Since I'm here and planning to stay a while, let me tell you some stories!! C.K. Webb
“ I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital. Demetri Martin
“ Shane, in case we don’t … don’t come out of this, I wanted to say…He glanced over at her, and she felt her whole body warm from it. She remembered that look. It made her feel naked inside and out, but… Rachel Caine
“ I had no idea what time it was, but I felt boneless and it would take an act of God to get me out of this bed. Or chocolate. Jennifer L. Armentrout
“ Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart. Raheel Farooq
“ When a fat person goes in the water naked, would it still be called skinny-dipping? Anthony Liccione
“ If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole. Jussi Adler-Olsen
“ Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all. George M. Cohan
